Wednesday 30 July 2014

OSS Club @ Mont Kiara


For all you frequent flyers in the TFC scene, this place is not surprising to be featured in our first blog posting!

We got there at about 10 PM on a normal Wednesday and already finding it difficult to get a parking. After moving in circles in the area, the parking attendant pops up and direct us to a parking which is about 100m away from the entrance. I guess that's pretty alright since it is only a single row of parking available at the entrance of the Club. Parking charges are priced at RM 12 - Pretty expensive considering that we had to park the car our self and it was more like a public parking area than a valet service. But considering the task of finding a parking and moving in circles, let's not make any noise about RM 12.


As we are reaching the entrance, vans after vans arrived and stopped at the entrance and started unloading countless - I mean COUNTLESS girls! Easily 30 to 40 of them! Of course, as customers, the bouncers make way for us and lets us in before the girls. Does make me feel a little important.



The moment we pass through the door, the sound of music starts to be very loud, but not unbearable. It is actually, just nice to a place like this. With the sounds of Tiesto and Martin Garrix, this place does get you pumping. But of course like all TFC goers, we remain cool and calm. Not more than 3 steps into the place, girls started to approach us and ushering us to any seat of our choice. We wanted the sofa area on the left side of the club but those are reserved. However, we negotiated our way and got a sofa seat with only buying 2 bottles of Macallan 12 years at RM 850. That is actually very reasonable price for 2 bottles of Macallan.

OSS at this time is still very empty but there are about 80 to 100 Tom Yum already in the place waiting for customers. 4 of them came to our table and politely welcome us to the place. The band started to play at 10.30 PM while the place is still very empty (only 3 tables out of maybe 50 tables). The band itself is very impressive with a full set of band members and the singers keep changing. They would sing for about 20 to 25 songs before the end of the first set. By this time, it is already 11.30 PM and the place is already half full. More customers are coming in and by 12 midnight, the place is already packed. The only place empty is the VIP area on the second floor. Not too sure why would people want to be at second floor but for some strange reason, some are there.

All the while there, the girls just constantly asking us to play games and drink. What I can say is that they are REALLY great drinkers! The 2 bottles did not last too long and by 12.30 PM, only half a bottle left. Surprisingly, the girls have not asked for any flowers or drinks yet. Everything change at 1.00 AM when all of them suddenly started asking for tequilas and flowers. Very pushy at times but it is truly understandable - Its their job! We did push back and they are pretty OK with it. Lots of laugh and lots of drinks. Also by looking around the place, most of the girls already have regular customers.

Left the place by 1.30 AM and all in great mood.

Ratings:
Parking : RM 12 Beer (Tower) : RM   Black Label :
Flower (Min) : RM 20 Crown : RM 300 Tequila (Tray) : RM 150 
# of PR : ~ 150 Quality of PR : 7/10 Band : Yes
Band : 9/10 Singers : 5/10 Entertainment: 8/10
WIR : Yes Overall : 8/10


As this is a first post for this type of place, if you have any further question or more criteria that we can add, kindly comment and we will update it ASAP. Thanks and please also contribute to make it better.

42 comments:

  1. No Pic of the girls?

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  2. gj guys, now evrybody know OSS...................... including my gf......................

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    1. including your gf ? who gives a shit

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  3. You should review HotSeat Sunway.

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    1. Will do that. Heard of it but have not been there for ages. Will arrange a visit to review it. Thanks.

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  4. dont review such places. why do you think even they do not have any website for their pubs. you'll only get them into trouble.

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    1. We did think of that point but since other sites have reviewed worst places like spas and massage places and freelance services and these places are still open, why not TFC to guide users as well? However, we will observe this spot and see how it goes. Thanks for your feedback.

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    2. Thanks for your effort reviewing such places to public. But please do not review such places anymore. It will bring alot of guys to LOKAP soon as i mean another LOKAP are from GF side LOL.

      Highly appreciated if you may remove all this reviews. Tq

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    3. You all worry too much. Don't you know? OSS has never been a secret? everyone knows it man!
      check out their links below.

      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=oss+club+solaris
      https://www.facebook.com/ossclubmk?ref=br_rs
      https://www.facebook.com/pages/Oss-club-Kl/755423487823861?ref=br_rs

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  5. Well hope so. Anyway, review W Club, I've never been there yet. Curious to know how's it like. People say it's nice.

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  6. Dear Admin u creating this Web page are making so much trouble to the guys especially this kind of places. Pls think twice before you reviewing such places. Tq

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    1. You worry too much. Don't you know? OSS has never been a secret? everyone knows it man!
      check out their links below.

      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=oss+club+solaris
      https://www.facebook.com/ossclubmk?ref=br_rs
      https://www.facebook.com/pages/Oss-club-Kl/755423487823861?ref=br_rs

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  7. Thanks for the review. Needed a blog like this. Any new places to go? Been to OSS and few others.... not been to W but also heard its good. Good to know of newer places to go.

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  8. There's free parking at the shops across the road -.-

    The review

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  9. Low profile pls. Or at least review within closed groups only.

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  10. More review please... who cares about Gf..

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  11. More review with spicy pictures...

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  12. Review these places u want them to close down or get raided ah? No matter how heavily they pau, due to public stress on it pau who also no use. Then spoil the fun for everyone and ruin the only means of earning a living for the ladies. Brada.. think laaa... social media will kill these places. And alot of ppl dont want the wives to know exactly where has what!!!

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  13. Dear admin.

    Think of the consequences of blogging this.

    1) law enforcement sees this. More raids conducted then less fun.

    2) all the Tai kor / tai lou sees this. I think u gonna be screwed because I don't think they need your free publicity / advertisement for them.

    Thanks for the review but I think the majority will prefer if u do this in a close proximity within your circle of friends rather than publishing it openly.

    Please remove the blog lah.

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    1. There's a Chinese saying: if you wanna eat salted fish, be prepared for thirst. So, do anything illegal/immoral, shall anyone catch u, be prepared to face the consequences. If don't dare or not willing to face consequences, then don't do.

      Are you suggesting that if someone does something illegal, we should keep quite? For eg. Racist remarks made by certain political people that went viral, we should just delete and ignore?

      Grow up and be more matured. Wanna do anything that's not exactly right, be prepared. If scared, don't do. Screw the whatever so called taikos.... As if they rule the world.

      I know life without vice is a boring one but if one wanna live it, be prepared to face it shall one be caught. Period...

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  14. yes, it's so inconsiderate publishing this blog openly. pls do it discreetly or in a FORUM. we do not want unwanted parties (wifey, gfs, or friends) to get informations like this. and plssss no pics especially or at least not this openly.
    law enforcements are not the main issue.
    free publicity is good for them anyway.
    it's good to have a site to review all the tfc and pics, but let's do it proper. thank you so much for your consideration.

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  15. Seriously admin...
    Your post are spreading around FB!
    Thats thousand of bad comments n feedback about this post all girls r now so aware and sensitive about solaris, night outing and yum cha....
    Admin, dont spoilt our playground...

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  16. no brainer. bet this guy just fresh from college.

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  17. I like this blog, nothing to hide :)
    Try H20 in Uptown!

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  18. Its weird that you want to keep a GF or get married when you go to such places. I find this a very informative blog and if the club owners detest this entry, they will do something about it without needing to go through anyone who are afraid of their girlfriend/wife finding out.

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    1. Thank you so much for the good feedback. The blog supposed to help people find a good joint to drink and have a little fun. How you handle your domestic relationship is up to their own. After all, life is about give and take.

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    2. Haha....u r such a joker....dont act like u r good man that dont do hanky panky stuff behind your gf or wife...
      If u r so fairly open about this, u can always comment like a real man n not using " Anonymous"!
      I believe most of the readers are guys and more than happy to share info among, but im sure not in such way..
      im very sure u know how powerful "viral marketing" can be...
      no offense but just hope all this nonsense shall stop....

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  19. Why dont just visit night life forum? So many info there

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  20. I don't see what's wrong with reviewing it. It's fairly open secret. And if they do close, don't tell me u have no idea of how else to get fun. If so, u must have just started going out. Besides, if those ppl lose jobs as they should rightfully do... They don't pay tax and most of their income are from our country out of Malaysia. Do the maths...

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  21. Sharing is caring. More photos please!

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  22. Personally I think this is a very informative post no matter for men or women. Good job admin. And I saw so many anonymous ppl posted such comments saying this blog is destroying their hidden playground, this is just funny. Quote frm admin: if you wanna eat salted fish, be prepared for thirst!

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  23. ntg wrong with this blog instead its very informative, thumb up and good job admin! keep it up! :)

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  24. Nice work guys, gambateh~~~

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  25. More review please

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    1. Interested to contribute? Please write to us at thetfcguy@gmail.com if you would like to contribute. We will keep you anonymous if you wish. We will try to visit more places and write more.

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  26. Although this site helps with people who is looking out for TFC joints, i gotta agree with most of the peeps here that it may not be so good if this site spreads around.

    The difference with people reviewing about Spas and KTV joints is they are on forums, which is a bit hard to be shared or viewed by the public, as compared to a blog.

    Just my 2 cents worth

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    1. Thanks. Nice to have a positive comment when all others are so negative and so afraid of their other half.... just saying.

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  28. The review is perfect. It is exactly how it was described indeed, Fun place and yes, definitely not a secret as many knows about them. they have private facebook page (try to search u sure can find) and Youtube videos about the club (search OSS KL). I'm not much into a place like that but I go once in a while just for fun with bunch of friends, in fact, with female and male friends. we all enjoy. However, one of my friend has gone addicted to this place (they said they could have done some weird shit prayers in this place as not only my friend but many has gone thru, hence, the way too regular customers). He became so famous there that everyone knows him, a young man, who were unrecognizable to us anymore, even as my best friend and he has spent more than RM100K of life savings within just less than a year, made one of the GRO/prostitutes a girlfriend which the entire club knows them both, send her to work at 11pm, send her back home at 4am where they close at that time and they both totally fell in love (apparently you can tapau/date them either with pay or my friend's case were actually free to take them on day time as they just live in Kepong or Publika or somewhere around those area as they move around a lot, of course not having a visa to work/ under tourists in fact I don't get why they have thousands of illegal girls there working yet no IMMIGRATION office does anything?) Anyways, my friend has Ruined his beautiful family, lost his gorgeous daughter and left alone broke, heavily debted and ruined family that trusts him no more. He's got siblings, parents and friends like me of course but that place has ruined his successful beautiful life and family. And after that, we have stopped going to OSS Solaris KL. Some of our business partners have not stopped, they all have maintained girls until they finish their own life savings just like my friend too.. Anyways, its a good place to go for experience but not a regular place to be, next thing you know you are one of them broke like shit.

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    1. So sorry to hear about your friend. We go to these places frequently and it is true that some people got hooked to these girls and destroy their life on this. These are places for you to have fun and enjoy their company. No more, no less. That is why we always warn all our friends whom we bring to these places. If you really want to tapau back, just make sure its a 1 hit wonder. No strings attached. The family back home is more important than this.

      "God gave men 2 heads and only enough blood to run 1" - So think properly.

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