Monday 1 July 2019

Mercury @ Mont Kiara

Curi from their FB.... Sssshhhh

OK guys. Many of you have been asking me to review Mercury and normally my response was.... same as SugarB and OSS previously.... same place and nothing new. But boy am I wrong!!!

So, I got there with a bunch of friends, about 10 of us and some of them are just simply higher roller than me..... they are not extreme high rollers but high enough. We arrive and got a "Valet" parking there. All parking are "Valet"..... you park yourself, no assistance and the guy just come over and ask for RM 20. Must pay..... no pay, have to get out of parking..... bloody high price for parking! But never mind lah, just here to have fun..... right????

So, we got in and move to the front of the stage area...... since that was the only area left without customers and open about 3 sets of Beer...... 1 set 3 tower.  It all started as normal with girls staring to stream over slowly as we also warm up our engine. After an hour of hovering between 3 tables with all of us like don't care about the Pu Ying around, we started to layan some of them..... to be fair, they have been very patient with us and been great at servicing our drinks, ice and more beers. So, the group is now starting to layan them and rotating girls between us..... this time, guys butterflying around!!! The atmosphere was great as we were just enjoying ourselves and layaning them from time to time..... After like opening 20 or so tower, we were really having loads of fun and some of my friends started to open Whisky as well...... Beer combo with Whisky...... not the brightest idea...... so, I can now confirm that the theory that beer kills brain cells is definitely true! By now, a couple of trays of Tequilas has started to shown up on our table....... some guy started already.......

Also curi from their FB...... 
As the Tequilas starting to flow, more girls jump to our table and they were absolutely gorgeous! We were butterflying and hugging 2 girls at once almost all the time! By the end of it, there were so many girls, we have no idea what to do with them nor even remember their names at all. Then, the band started to play and they were absolutely fantastic!!!! Great showmanship (with dance performance and all) and the songs are mostly Thai songs! Some of the singers..... what can I say....... have a body of Goddess!!!!! I can eat those peaches for hours!!!!! But any way, that was really cool.......

Why this DJ wasn't there when I went......
Then, the DJ took over and the EDM music was pretty good and dancable......if there is even such word! Music was excellent, Band was good  and the girls are beyond my expectation. I think by then, they were also slightly drunk, with about 20 or 30 trays of tequilas already and 4 or 5 waterfall, all of them are also very satisfied with coming to our table. So, we all had great fun and enjoy kau kau with the Puying!!!! I can also say that many of them are also very daring as well..... especially if you point to their tits and say real or not..... they literally pull your hand inside and ask "You think???" I stop thinking after that.........

We left the place at about 3 AM with much memories and smell of PuYing on our hands....... challenge is how to explain to wife later only....... Good fun and good place......

Ratings:
Parking : RM 20 Beer (Tower) : RM 388 (3 tower) Chivas : RM 748 (2 bottles)
Flower (Min) : RM 100 Crown : RM 300 Tequila (Tray) : RM 150
# of PR : ~ 100 Quality of PR : 8/10 Band : Yes
Band : 8/10 Singers : 9/10 Entertainment: 9/10
WIR : HELL YES! Overall : 9/10



29 comments:

  1. Wow..big damages to brain cells and wallet!

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    1. Yes.... its a sacrifice that we TFC goers give to ensure the Pu Ying can make money to send back home to their boyfriend.....

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    2. And those pu ying will be high mood enough back home ,make love wit their boyfriend after finished work , thanks to you and your gang shower them with tones money, tequila and beer / whisky , hahaha

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    3. oh come on bro, we're just there to have some fun. and plus we wouldn't able to enjoy this content without their sacrifice ! hahaha, i can't wait for us to gather and enjoy together soon. ;)

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    4. @chuan, you call that those girls gals are sacrifice ? you have paid for that la,... hahaha xD

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    5. i was talking about our TFC guy bro. without his sacrifice to go and actually test the place and give review/content, we won't know how's the market inside.

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    6. Thank you bro...... Need to find more contributor though...... Visa tougher to get from the wife these days.... lol

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  2. Since 2 days ago mercury closed down.. sad

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    1. why ? what happen ?

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    2. immigration or police ? this club background boss so weak ? sapu one time close down ==

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    3. Heard they kena sapu then don't pay balance girls money/ salary. Looks like closed for a long time...... again

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  3. Next time go Noiz @ Scott Garden

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  4. noiz also always sapu. lousy place

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    1. can try D'one club ( revamp from eleven club )

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    2. Kena sapu also when I was there. Almost every month also Scott garden get sapu. I was told even parkland they sapu also

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    3. Like that, where else? heard they sapu demo last week also.....

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    4. Mercury closed down.
      Noiz club sapu but all girls back.
      Demo sapu recently. but the last I went, it was quite fun. More chicks than guys. 20% pretty.

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    5. The environment, the club layout design, the lighting effects, and the stage, are the worst among TFC, fun meh? Girls average, abit doggy place cause mix up with ktv

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    6. They actually have one of the worst layout and quite basic/ dodgy..... but its like your everyday pub. It grows on you. I actually agree that I also dont like the KTV. Many times i've got the girls high/ slightly drunk and everyone is a lot more relax and suddenly, the girls are drag into KTV...... after spending 2 hours and money into Tequila to get them high, 1 hour before going back, they go KTV.... potong stim lah

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  5. D'one club la. Just opening on 12 July, where got sapu oh? Haha

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    1. Must try one of these days..... if gonna be the same as Eleven, kinda malas to review again..... after so many renaming!

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  6. its totally same as D e-11

    same dj, same managers, same girls, same layout.

    Only signboard change to D'one

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  7. Newly opening TFC located behind puchong tesco, name moiz club

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    1. Just got raided recently right?

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    2. Just went last night. If your standards are not that high, its actually quite fun

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  8. now the place is called mont club now also not bad
    price is reasonable and i have been going there regularly
    now due to covid, it's all local girls

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