M Life @ Shamelin

Can see 1 of the girls on the mirror

Sorry bros for not writing for a while. Got into an accident a few weeks ago and has been damn kau tough to get Visa from the Head Mistress! But before the accident, I manage to "visit" a new/ renamed place in KL.

Got an email by an avid reader about this new joint call M Life in Shamelin. Initially, a little malas wanna go there but probing further, this place used to be called M Club. Didn't manage to visit the place before they close down but thought at least to give the new place a try.

So, driving there is pretty easy. Just use Waze to find M Club in Shamelin. If you didn't manage to find M Club, look for Pat Kin Pat Sun Cafe. It's just next to it. So, got there and the front parking has got parking attendant already. The F**ker charges me RM 10 just to park. Didn't even do a thing to help me park or direct me to the parking. Already a little piss off already but nevermindlah. Many place also have to pay parking also.



So, it's already 11 PM and we walked in. The damn place was empty! about less than 10 girls there and 2 customers. I think the customers must be either the boss or the bosses friends. I was already regretting coming to this place...... but since we traveled for 30 minutes to get here, might as well have a drink. So, we asked for the price of 1 tower. The waiter says "No Tower". What kind of TFC that don't even have beer in tower? Bro, this is a TFC lah, not a Viet joint in Puchong. What are you guys thinking! So, I ask if they have beer. And he shows me the menu.... RM 168 for a bucket of 8 bottles. 8 small bottles only wei! RM 168! So we proceed to ask for the liquor menu. Looking at the liquor price, we then settle for a bottle of Chivas for RM 388. Bro..... how to pay RM 168 for 8 small bottle lah!

Got tower on menu but not selling!

OKOK..... relax relax. The girls soon came over to our table. Quality is a little below average. If compare to W or Paramount, they won't even hire these quality. So biasa lah, we try to talk to them and drink a little. To my surprise, these girls didn't even bother to entertain us. Just imagine this bro.... 3 girls on one side of the table and 3 guys on the other side of the table...... and they are not gonna move. So, one of my kaki walked over and try to break them up. Fail.... and failed badly. They stick even closer! I was like talking to my other friend and he was already complaining like there's no tomorrow. He is a W Club kaki and have never..... I mean NEVER seen girls work like this before! So, we continue to try to talk to them and manage to get some info. They used to work in Singapore and the boss ask them to come over here. Then, the manager came over and told us that he is also from Singapore and move over here. Brought some of the better girls over to try to make this place a big thing. I was already trying to understand his definition of "BETTER". Is this what "BEST" of Singapore looks like? Is this the Thai girls working in SG service is like? I REALLY REALLY started to pity our SG brothers there. If there are any SG brothers reading this, my deepest condolences bro. You guys have it tough!

Then, the band started to play. The girls in the band looks 10X better than the PR/ Models! And they walked over and are 100X friendlier. At least they intro themselves and we get to know their names! Imagine this lah..... 1 and a half hour into the place and drinking, we didn't know the 3 girls names! But the band was friendly. The quality of music and band is OK lah..... can survive lah. So, we hang around there for another 30 minutes or so. Finish the bottle quickly and was just happy to leave the place.

Ratings:
Parking : RM 10	Beer (Bucket of 8) : RM 168	Black Label : RM 388
Flower (Min) : Dunno	Crown : Dunno	Tequila (Tray) : Dunno
# of PR : <10	Quality of PR : 1/10	Band : Yes
Band : 6/10	Singers : 6/10	Entertainment: 6/10
	WIR : HELL NO!	Overall : 3/10